Driving in Malaysia

Everyone loves to drive even me( sadly I wish I can but I can't T_T)

Drive can be a sport, hobby, transportation, or necessity.

But in malaysia driving is a stressful, time consuming, foul mouthing SPORT!

If your a frequent driver in malaysia you should understand.

Most ppl, I say most! Have this in their mindset when they drive:

I own the road so you watch out for me.

Aiyor if you see malaysians drive you will scream, 

speeding starting from their house til their destination

from the slow lane to the fast lane to the slow lane to the fast lane.

Oh my gawd, some also drive such small cars and they want to pick a fight wif a 4WD.

Some drive so slow they should alrdy walk.

But the worst of the worst are the drivers who think their racing in a circuit

and its only their own car on the rode with obstacles blocking their way.

Which always ends up in a big accident.

Ok, time to side track accidents.

The most common things in the whole world. 

While the whole world is trying to find somthing in common.

Accidentee- an idiot thinks his a power ranger and kills himself.

So wat happens in  an accident?

Well simple its like GTA you drive your car lose control and bang oh look an accident.

I wish I could give you visual aids but I dont have that much time.

Usually a jam would occur and ppl will slow down and try so hard to look for a dead body

and the number plate for 4D.

Going back to driving,

driving in malaysia isn't simple, and with the rise or petrol

please just walk or cycle its healthier and kills less ppl.

Update 23rd-6-2008

Ok as you can see, this blog is now mine. 

Wahahahahah but its also sad that my friends stopped posting.

Anywayz forgeting  that new things and old things.

Since this its only things like jokes and musics will not appears as frequent.

Iron man tutorials

Man its so cool I just sat at my chair watching the tutorials!!!

Enjoy!

Styler

Arnold Schwarzenegger Parody

Okay ive shown you steven seagal parody heres the terminator parody

of the movie the six day.

I i hope you will enjoy the show!

Styler

Steven Seagal Parody!

You've watched him in your actions movies,

now meet him in a parody!

Laugh!

Here's another one:

:D

Styler

Connie Talbot, 6 years old

You've seen American Idol

Well Britain's got, "Britain's Got Talent"

Meet Connie Talbot, 6 years old from Britain.

She sings, and won the semi finals and finals.

Cute adorable, please dont cry. (:

Brings joy to my heart. *sniff*

Styler

Clash of The Choirs

Choirs? you mean those choirs which you find in church?

Well no~

Clash of the choirs is somthin like american idol but with choirs.

The video I am about to show is Team Lachey doing the Bumble Bee akapela.

I hope that you will enjoy the video.

Styler

FRIM

Hai! Evli-one.

Haiz this blog was suppose to be with 2 of my "dead" friends....

But nvm ill be commited and keep posting.

OK my school has this fieldtrip and Oh BOY! its gonna be a very dead one too!

Were going to FRIM!!!!! huh? wat? where? who?

For those who dont come from the land of durians.

F.Y.I. malaysia.. BOleh!( Milo Ice Satu Tapi Tak Nak Ice!)Translation-( one milo ice but no ice !)

Bak to FRIM

Its some super small forest reserve in malaysia.

Has som freaky weirded color water.

Camping, where they have to dig a hole to poop(people order our patties).

Then they have treasure hunts where u go into the forest

find a lump on the ground dig it up thinking its the treasure

( oh waits this isnt treasure its shit. silly me)

Well wen there is blogging sure must have picture!

Heres a picture of malaysia and showing where is FRIM located:
FRIM is that little pimple on the south east part of malaysia located in K.L.

Here is another map but more detailed:

The green patches are FRIM.

Another more detailed one of the place inside:

The canopy walk trees:

A bridge with an idiot testing it:

Look pee!!! wait i mean river!!!:

Actually the place isnt that bad i just detest( for those noobs detest means hate,reject)

it because i have to go there...

So if your down in Malaysia or livin here and want that camping feelin dont gothere!!!!

Woops i meant try FRIM.

Its fresh~

Styler

A Torch Light that can transform

Okay my friend told my about this.
So I thought okay! I will.
Then I did,
its promoting the item
so I think its on sale~

Heres the vid:



Me Styler

April

Okay, its April.
Its been an elongated time since I posted my last post.
Sorry for that.

Anywayz back to the cool stuff.
April, the time for apriling*.

Whats cool?
Well, for starters its:
GG-client which changed thier name too Garena client.
Its a cool program which lets players connect to each other to play games.
Games they let you connect are:
Warcraft
Counter Strike 1.5, 1.6, and Source
Quake 4
Call Of Duty 4
Starcraft
Dawn Of War

They server has many servers in it.
Seperated by countries & rooms.
They have a chat system, clan, friends, and their ping system is very good.
They have an extra button which is called GG-tunnel its better than pinging.
A firmer connection if I should say so.
Here is a pic of GG-client or Garena:


Styler

Jinggle Bombs By Achmed The Dead Terrorist

Hey noobz,
Styler here.
Seems like my teammates are not posting but ill still try. =P

Heres Achmed in his new vid singing us a song.
Enjoy~

Fraser Hill

Well atleast it made him post something...
But sadly it was and english lesson

It's been hmm what around 5 days since the last post

And its already 3rd December.

While Moist was thinking I left this blog.

Thats wrong.

I went for a holiday

and im gonna share it with you~

Holiday doesn't that sound nice?

I went to Fraser Hill a hill in malaysia, located in Pahang for some of you NOOBz who doesnt know where it is.

WoW Fraser Hill must have been nice relaxing enjoying...

No!!!!

It was mostly 80% terrible 20% not bad.

Here are the 80% things that was bad!!!

Firstly the cold..

haiz wat cold only a hill mah!!!!

Noob and noobies, the temperature was at 15 Celsius the lowest the place has ever had was 6!!!!!

And if you got a bad place to stay like me

you'll freeze to death..

nvm nvm ill show you the place i stayed~

Fraser's Hill wat a nice place for some losers to hang out

I stayed at some crappy place called Silverpark Resort here read their so called

explanation about their "resort"

Frasers Silverpark Resort Fraser’s Hill Malaysia is A Tropical Cool Mountain Resort located 1,524 metres above sea-level in the mountains of Pahang is one of the enchanting mountain resorts in Malaysia. Frasers Silverpark Resort is a resort set amidst the cool mountain tranquility of Fraser’s Hill Pahang Malaysia is a retreat from the City’s tropical heat. Frasers Silverpark Resort offers choices of our 13 units studio, 73 units 2 Bedroom Suites and 13 units 3 bedroom suites to choose from.
Frasers Silverpark Resort Fraser’s Hill Malaysia offers unlimited fun & recreations. Frasers Silverpark Resorts Fraser’s Hill Malaysia provide the perfect outdoor destination, whether you’re looking to relax and take-in the inspiring scenery, enjoy a romantic honeymoon, romantic getaways, senior citizen outings or take advantage of the abundant recreational opportunities available just outside our doors. Or it may be a romantic stroll through rainforest trails paths, admiring the scenic beauty of the lush greenery, birds and wild life watching. Otherwise, trek into the tropical rainforest and enjoy nature's gift of flora and fauna at its best. We have many charted trails path to choose from.
Frasers Silverpark Resort Fraser’s Hill Malaysia offers recreational activities and games such as tennis, badminton, table tennis, learn to ride a horse, archery, go-cart , boating, tennis, volleyball, biking, racquetball, board games and many more.
Frasers Silverpark Resort Fraser’s Hill Malaysia is a perfect location for meetings, team building activities, church retreats, conventions, family vacations, group retreats, family reunions, corporate getaways as well as weddings and receptions.
Frasers Silverpark Resort Fraser’s Hill Malaysia offers two golf courses, the 18 hole championship golf course, rated among the most challenging course in Malaysia. Well manicured greens and tight fairways provide the golfer an ever challenging and exciting round. Just down the road from us about 15 minutes walk away is the 9-hole Frasers Hill Development Corporation Golf Course is a perfect course for ardent golfers and beginners.
Come to play or just to relax at Frasers Silverpark Resort Fraser’s Hill Malaysia. Come and relax and breathe fresh, cool mountain air.
Frasers Silverpark Resort Fraser’s Hill Malaysia provides a relaxing yet exciting retreat for both business and pleasure

blah blah blah blah!!!

ALL CRAP

THAT PLACE WAS A BIG HUGE HUMUNGO DUMP!!!

there was no hot water only cold limited water!!

Limited electricity.

Limited FOOD!!! IT WAS A BUFFET AND THEY RAN OUT OF FOOD!!!!!

But nvm lar they got activities mah!

YEA RITE!!!!!!

the tennis court sucked!!!

the places for activities was all a dump.

nvm nvm its still ok no food,water,fun,heat.

Still got place to go for golfing~

15 mins walk only where got far.

THATs wat they want you to think~

as i was saying the temperature was a killer

no point tryin to walk for 15mins.

Nvm got sight seeing!

Got water fall!!

can drive there!!!!!

there was no water only falls!!

+ the teh tarik water darkened!

sadness....

but there is still the 20%

yep there is.

For those of you wanting to go note this down.

Its better for you to rent a banglo + maid to cook breakfeast,lunch,tea time,dinner,supper!

WAT????

yep they have these banglos all around.

Its very cool and big.

The houses looks like those country houses.

The food IS AWSOME!!!!!

WAT??? CANNOT BE!!!!

yes can be

breakfeast you have awsome fried bee hoon fried mee

or sunny side up egg ,sausages, and toast.

Awsome jams for the toast.

You tea and coffee too

Lunch nasi lemak, western food, chinese style.

Tea time tea lar!!! + coffee some biscuits or bread.

Dinner AHHH dinner

the beast time ever u get to eat stuff like rice, some dishes, MEAT!!!!!!!

SOUP!!!!!!!!!!

man its awsome

and supper fried mee bee hoon .

And oh yes after every meal you'll get fruits~

* all products used to cook are all organic & the chicken,pigs,and cows used are grown there too.*

AND AND u can have HALAL too! lolz

the banglo is big and huge but sadly no astro lolz..

But still i recommend you noobs to go there too!

signing off styler

Slap you facts of a word!

Lol Styler scoldin the bos is such a worthless piece of crap.. oh well so i haf decided to talk bout frens.. accordin to the dictionary a friend is


/frɛnd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled0. a noun first of all

1.	a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard.

2.	a person who gives assistance; patron; supporter.

3.	a person who is on good terms with another; a person who is not hostile: Who goes there? Friend or foe?

4.	a member of the same nation, party, etc.

–verb (used with object)

5.	make friends with, to enter into friendly relations with; become a friend to.

[Origin: bef. 900; ME friend, frend, OE fréond friend, lover, relative (c. OS friund, OHG friunt (G Freund), Goth frijōnds), orig. prp. of fréogan, c. Goth frijōn to love]

—Related forms

friendless, adjective

friend·less·ness, noun

more related terms are:

—Synonyms 1. comrade, chum, crony, confidant. 2. backer, advocate. 3. ally, associate, confrere, compatriot.

—Antonyms 1. enemy, foe.

Well after the dict said tht i can sum it up for u wit a friend is:

1. A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
2. A person whom one knows; an acquaintance.
3. A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; a comrade.
4. One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement: friends of the clean air movement.
5. Friend A member of the Society of Friends.

Sum interestin facts bout the word FRIEND

A friend is a lover, literally. The relationship between Latin amīcus "friend" and amō "I love" is clear, as is the relationship between Greek philos "friend" and phileō "I love." In English, though, we have to go back a millennium before we see the verb related to friend. At that time, frēond, the Old English word for "friend," was simply the present participle of the verb frēon, "to love." The Germanic root behind this verb is *frī-, which meant "to like, love, be friendly to." Closely linked to these concepts is that of "peace," and in fact Germanic made a noun from this root, *frithu-, meaning exactly that. Ultimately descended from this noun are the personal names Frederick, "peaceful ruler," and Siegfried, "victory peace." The root also shows up in the name of the Germanic deity Frigg, the goddess of love, who lives on today in the word Friday, "day of Frigg," from an ancient translation of Latin Veneris diēs, "day of Venus."

So if u haf been a friend with none of these qualities u ought to start makin up to yr friend!

1.) A person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard
2.) A person who gives assistance; patron; supporter
3.) A person who is on good terms with another
4.) A person who doesn't betray others
5.) A person who doesn't lie to you for the sake of others
6.) A person who stays true through the hard,tough,crazy thru weakness and sickness
7.) A person who keeps to his word
8.) A person never allowing others who he prefer more to get in the way of other friendships
9.) A person who never tells one friend one thing and another friend another
10.) A person remains a friend no matter what happened before that!

Now go be a good friend and stop messing your friends life's up with unneeded situations or tough spots. Slap you! thats all for Moist monthly edition of slap you facts. hehez cheers mates!

Peanut and Jeff Dunham~

After seeing Achmed dont you just wanna see more?

Well I went looking for more and go you PEANUT
*huh?*
Peanut..
just watch the show lar
noobz

This clip may contain foul words.
*you have been warned*

Part 2 you noobz

Part 3?

Of course lar

Signing off, Styler

Achmed The Dead Terrorist Puppet~

Presenting to you Achmed the Dead Terrorist

This is one hack of a funny clip from youtube.
I saw it watched it and watched it again.
THATS how good it is~

Achmed

Warning this clip may contain foul words
*you have been warned*





Signing off, Styler

New Episodes On Bleach & Bambo Blade (with a suprise)

NOTICE

DO NOT PROMOTE YOUR BLOGS HERE

OR IN THE COMMENTS SECTION

Weekly Thursdays UPDATES

Bleach_149[DB]

Review:

Well in this episode we see the whole team meeting each other again! YAY~~~

But sadly Ashido doesnt go with them * of course*

And the team is going to Las Noche

Bambo Blade_oo8 [DB]

And for the suprise ill be posting up Naruto episodes~

Here we go,first 10 episodes

Naruto Episode 1

Naruto Episode 2

Naruto Episode 3

Naruto Episode 4

Naruto Episode 5

Naruto Episode 6

Naruto Episode 7

Naruto Episode 8

Naruto Episode 9

Naruto Episode 10

Signing off, Styler

Anime Downloads

Styler here.
Our team has discuss a downloads for anime.
I'll be the one doing it yep me~
*of course lar*

I'll be giving 4 types of anime I hope you noobz will like it

1st Bleach
2nd Naruto Shipuden
3rd Gundum 00
Last but not least
4th Bamboo Blade


Each of these Anime has a great story line,action,comedy, and drama.

For blood killing action
You can choose Bleach, Naruto , or Gundum.

Comedy
Bleach, Naruto , or Bamboo Blade.

Drama ( love)
Well we have Bamboo Blade for that~

Here are the downloads:
I will give out the latest episodes for each anime download it and if u like it.
Comment on which one you like and ill give the first episodes to the latest ones.

Bleach 148[DB]
Naruto Shipuden 034 [DB]
FYI Naruto Shipuden has a season before it which is, yes, naruto .
Gundum 00_007 [DB]
Bamboo Blade_007[DB]





Signing off, Styler

random Yo MAma jokes. xD

Hello people~ Let me introduce myself. i'm DurianApprentice.. A.k.a... well... DurianApprentice. People ticking you off lately? Well!! Fear no more!!! for i have some Yo' mama jokes right here. Use them to insult their mum's!!! that will teach them!! * Disclaimer: IF ANY accidents were to happen because of this, i'm not paying your hospital bill. SO DEAL WITH IT!!* WAHAHAHA!!!! :D


1.Yo Mama so short she has to slam-dunk her bus fare!!

2.Yo mama so short, she models for trophies.

3.Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

4.Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!

5.Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

6.Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

7.Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

8.Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"

9.Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.

10.Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!


Ahahahaa... that's about it. I'll be posting more in just a few days time. xD stay tuned people~

Girl Fight

Another day another post.
By me (Styler)
Mmmmm~
Ahhhh ~
One of a guys top 10 fantasies the other 9 do not need to be known.
Back to the subject.
Girl Fight OH YEAH!

This Video was tooken from Berjaya Time Square!
What In Malaysia?
OF course
MAlaysia Boleh Wad~

Well it goes liek this
2 girls got on a rampage over a friend
While a guy holding his Mc'd coke got hurt and he split the drink
And got a big big bubu....

Well in the end the guards came to stop them after some minutes.
Well I guess they were enjoying themselves as much as every guy standing there.

Well here it is
Mad Girls On Rampage
Butt Kicking Action~

Signing Off Styler

FYI BABI MEANS PIG~

Cheers to kingdom heart noobies~

Hello noobies.. welcome to another post of the junkies and monkies session..This vid is a bad thing to watch for those kingdom heart fans so careful little eyes wat u see! Oh btw its not done by me.. credit given to the guy who is sumwher around the world but i will soon post my own vid so sit tight junkies!

Sorri the words and pictures arent joined.. sumhow its ok whn i watch it on my com but on the blog its hehez wrong..

Enjoy~