Hello people~ Let me introduce myself. i'm DurianApprentice.. A.k.a... well... DurianApprentice. People ticking you off lately? Well!! Fear no more!!! for i have some Yo' mama jokes right here. Use them to insult their mum's!!! that will teach them!! * Disclaimer: IF ANY accidents were to happen because of this, i'm not paying your hospital bill. SO DEAL WITH IT!!* WAHAHAHA!!!! :D
1.Yo Mama so short she has to slam-dunk her bus fare!!
2.Yo mama so short, she models for trophies.
3.Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
4.Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!
5.Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
6.Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
7.Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
8.Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
9.Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.
10.Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Ahahahaa... that's about it. I'll be posting more in just a few days time. xD stay tuned people~
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